Blog #49

Hey Guys, welcome back to another Giraffe Blog! I know, banana80311 and myself have been inactive for the past bit due to fighting off zoo keepers.

Since you guys have been waiting, here's our topic for today! USB's! I used to have a friend USB. His name was BCU. He was a nice guy, always saving me from Word documents, putting music in his body and so on and so forth. One day, his 8GB of memory filled up! He suddenly exploded and went boom boom. Then, I deleted all of his memory in his body and he was back to normal! WOOOOOO! DING DONG DING. TEH END.


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TOODLES!

Blog #48

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today we'll be TELLING again about Duck the Goat chapter 4....DUN DUN DUN......

DUCK THE GOAT CHAPTER 4

COWS GO MOO

Duck had been living by the dumpster in the alley way near the dairy store for about 2 days, scavenging for unfinished bags of chips, or any food that was edible. He had gotten sick a few times, but was usually able to fight it off. Duck found an old couch cushion to use as pillow when he slept, and used a giant cardboard box for a TV as a shelter, protecting him from the weather and stray dogs.

One day, as Duck was dozing off in his hideout, a deep, scratchy voice boomed and made him flinch. "FINALLY I HAVE FOUND YOUUUUUUU........." the voice said, "ALL THESE YEARS I HAVE FOUND YOU, MY LONG LOST BROTHER, THAT WILL SOON BE USED BY ME TO EXTRACT HIS EXTRAORDINARY SUPERNATURAL POWERS TO RULE ALL OF CHEESE BALL COMPANIES!!!!! BECAUSE I LOVE CHEESEBALLS!!!!!" Duck quivered in fright as the deafening voice shattered his ears. Was he talking to me? he thought, Am I his "brother"? I never recall having a brother before... All of a sudden, Duck's Box shelter was thrown off him, exposing him to the cold, and bitter feeling of winter (Duck always hated winter). "YOU.....I HAVE USED MY "SUPER INTELLIGENT MIND-READING SANDWICH-MAKING BUTTON PUSHING SHOELACE TYING ELECTRIC TELEPORTING TRACKER DEVICE" also known as the S.I.M.R.S.M.B.P.S.T.E.T.T.D, TO TRACK YOU DOWN BRO." the booming voice that had been making Duck's ears ring, surprisingly belonged to a little, fat duck (a mallard duck more specifically), that was looking up at Duck the Goat with a crossed unibrow that was as big as a subway sandwhich.
"FINALLY!" the mallard duck said. Duck replied, "Um, but who exactly are you?"
The duck then responded with a sneer, "WHO AM I? I, AM THE ONE AND ONLY GOAT THE DUCK!!!"

TO BE CONTINUED.....

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Blog #47

hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today we will be talking about Professor Nausbaum. Prof. Nausbaum is a human. He likes to make potions as well as likes to pet his cat. I actually have a really weird story about him. It kinda goes like this.
Long ago, there was this grizzly bear. It ate fish and took a....WAIT. THIS IS THE WRONG STORY. LET ME TRY AGAIN.
Once upon a time there was a duck named Jeff. Jeff was a yellow duck. More specifically, a "jaune" duck. Jeff was walking in the forest and he saw a cat. The cat looked interesting but more specifically, it had this weird face. A face of an evil cat. Jeff got suspicious and followed the cat. TEH cat slowly went down these stairs that lead into a dungeon. He looked and saw a man with the name tag of "Professor Nausbaum: PhD." Jeff then thought, I like sandwiches. Jeff looked around and saw a potion bottle labeled "MOO." Jeff finally figured it out! He was trying to make his cat a cow. TEH end.

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Blog #46

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today we'll be TELLING, again, about Duck the Goat CHAPTER 3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

CHAPTER #3

I LIKE PINA COLADAS

Doctor U.Suck gave Duck some medication to take everyday to help him remember things

That happened in the past

After a few days, Duck started to realize he was developing super powers everyday

He could shoot clocks from his horns.

He went back to doctor U. Suck to ask about his super powers.

" Let me take an x-ray of your brain" Dr U.Suck said

As he was taking the x-ray, the doctor said," hmmm... It seems your brain was hit so hard that it has awoken one of the body's unknown senses. "

" WHAT" Duck exclaimed.

" yes. "

Duck didn't know what to do anymore, so he started panicking and shooting clocks out of his horns.

Clocks were flying everywhere, and he was so scared.

PING  PONG PING PONG

Many many things were getting hit with clocks, and the clinic was getting destroyed.

Duck dashed out the door, clocks still shooting out of his horns and going out onto the road.

Cars honked, screeched, and crashed as clocks smashed window shields and tires.

Duck was so embarrassed. He ran into an alley and went into a trash can and started crying.

" WHAT DO I DO?! " he cried" WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME"

He cried and cried as the night went on into the darkness.

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Blog #45

Hey guys and welcome back yo another giraffe blog. Today we'll be discussing what to do in the library. The library is pretty boring so these tips should help the library seem like a PARTAY. Also, I've never been to a library.....

Step 1. Talk to the librarian.
The librarian can be cool at times but also strange at some times. Here's some things you can say to him/her. "HI WHERE ARE THE SANDWICHES?" Or even "THESE ARE NIT THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR" or even this! "MEOW" see? Tell me what the reaction was.

Step 2. Look for the good books.
Yes, looking for good books is a step, sigh, who even likes books? YOU KNOW WHAT. SCREW THIS. WHO EVEN READS BOOKS?

Step 3. Eat
Nothing bothers anyone else more than you eating food in the library. Also, some tips in what to eat in the library.
-Sloppy Joes
-Fish
-Durian
-Dog Excriment
In addition, don't bring any napkins, just wipe your hands in those crummy SAT books in the back. Who even reads those?

Step 4. Get kicked out
If you've followed all of these steps, you're most likely to get kicked out of the library. But who
cares! We have the Internet where we can read good stories. I would suggest reading "GiraffeBlogs101"
 *cross promo*

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Blog #44

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today we'll be TELLING, again.

DUCK THE GOAT CHAPTER #2!!!

CHICKEN WINGS

Chapter #2

"Where am I?" Duck questioned to himself, "Who am I?" He got up very slowly, looking around and being aware that he was surrounded by a playground outside a school. Duck was sort of in a trance because he didn't know anything that was around him. "WAKE UP, DWEEB DUCK! HAHAHAHAHA!" shouted Bear, one of the bullies that bullied Duck.
"YOU SUCK."
"Um, excuse me, but where and who am I?" Duck replied, calmly.
"WHO ARE YOU?! HAHAHAHAHA!! DWEEB DUCK HERE IS ASKING WHO HE IS! YOU SIR, ARE POO FACE NUMBER ONE. HAHAHAHA!!"
"Thank you, but where am I?"
"YOU ARE ON BUTT ISLAND."
"Ok, thank you."

The crowd that was standing around Duck and Bear was laughing. Duck wandered off, leaving behind his school and going in to the city streets. As he was walking, he came across a little clinic with a big sign that said:

"DOCTOR U. SUCK----HERE TO HELP ALL PATIENTS IN NEED----HERE TO GIVE YOU A LOLLIPOP"

Duck stared at the sign and thought for a moment. "Hmmmmm...." he wondered as he held his hoof to his beard, "Maybe Doctor U. Suck can help me, and what is a doctor?" He entered the clinic and sat down in the waiting room. A jolly old seagull came strolling in exclaimed, "Why, hello there young sir! What brings you here today?" Duck replied,"Hi, sorry to take your time, but I seem to not know who I am and what I am."
"Hmmmm, Oh! By the way, I forgot to tell you, my name is Doctor U. Suck. It seems like you may have amnesia. Goats rarely seem to have amnesia these days."
Duck said, "Excuse me, but what is amnesia?"
"Buy, you'ver been eating too much grass." Dr. U. Suck sighed.
Duck questioned once again, "Excuse me, but what is a grass?"

CHAPTER #3 TO BE CONTINUED.....

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Blog #43

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today's topic is how to hide from old people.
Yes, if learnt this from being in the zoo. Old people used to come at me and say, "Look at that youngn!" I used to despise old people but now I love them cause they gave me a turkey sandwich.
HOW TO HIDE FROM OLD PEOPLE
1. Eat a sandwich (can't go hiding without a full stomach)
2. Lie down and take a nap (can't go hiding without rest!)
3. Wake up and eat a sandwich
4. Find an old person
5. Poke them and they should fart
6. Run away

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TOODLES!
-Harold

GIRAFFE & PENGUIN CELEBRATION

Hey guys welcome to another giraffe blog for today, and today we will be CELEBRATING! GO NOW, GO AND CELEBRATE! KNOCK ON PEOPLE'S DOORS AND SHARE THE NEWS! GO AND SCREAM! GO AND DRINK SOME TEA WITH SUGAR! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ok, so the reason why we are celebrating is because we just got our 2000th view 2 days ago. I know its not alot, but converted to giraffe and penguin math, it's like, 14 000 000. WOO WOO WOO WOO WEE WEE WEE WEE I AM A FIRE TRUCK.

Thank you SO MUCH to our lovely viewers out there who are strange and awesome sauce. Please continue supporting us for this blog, we hope we inspire you viewers out there too.

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TOODLES AND CHEERIO
-banana80311 and Harold the Derpy Penguin

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALAI'MABIRDMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWW

Blog #42

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog today, and today we will be TELLING, not TALKING. Anyway, as I said, we will be TELLING a story. This story will be about a goat named Duck. ENJOY THE STORY I WILL BE TELLING.

Chapter #1
  Once upon a time there was a goat.

The goat was named duck, and he loved to play with clocks.

He went to school everyday and sat by himself by the swing studying clock manuals.

Duck hated school, because everybody always made fun of him about why his name was Duck when he was a goat, and that he loved clocks so much his face looked like a clock (of course it didn't, they were just teasing him.)

One day, as Duck was hypnotized by a stopwatch and sitting on the bench during lunch recess, he fell.

He fell hard.

Backwards.

On his head.

Then, everything went black in hi

s mind, and the last thing he saw was the cruel students faces standing over him, laughing, and pointing fingers.

CHAPTER #2 TO BE CONTINUED.....

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Blog #41

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog! Today we'll be talking about stupid and random facts :D

1. I'm secretly a burrito
2. Gerald is a taco
3. If you have 5 dimes, 2 quarters, 3 nickels and 7 pennies, you have $1.12
4. Cats sleep like dogs
5. I like Eagles even though I'm a penguin
6. I've been everywhere in the world including Uranus
7. I touched your poo
8. The surcumfrance of the sun is 2.7 million miles
9. We have a cat friend
10. GIRAFFE BLOGS IS THE BEST BLOG EVER! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! YES EVEN THE ONE IN THE CORNER AND YES THAT OLD LADY TOO!

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-Harold

Blog #40 (banana80311)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today, this is going to be a serious blog. Let me restart.

Hello there, welcome to another giraffe blog. Today we shall be talking about elegant tea. Tea is the absolute, best beverage in thy world, and you ought to be highly honoured to receive tea as a gift. There are many types of tea on earth, made from ANYTHING. My favourite tea is the kfdghakfhgafdgfd tea. I am going to take a sip of  the kfdghakfhgafdgfd tea right now. *sip*. The kfdghakfhgafdgfd tea makes you crazy. I am going to become crazy in 3...2...1...kfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfd.

YAY I AM STRANGE AND WEIRD AGAIN. NO MORE SERIOUSNESSSSSSSSSSSSS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

POODLES.

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Blog #39

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today's topic is about my cousin the turtle. Now, the turtle is sadly leaving and going back to the tropical island where he was born. I had so many great memories with him, talking, rolling on the ground and most importantly, smiling with the gang. Sadly, he's leaving soon with all of his turtle parents and will be missed. He said he would come back to this magical island when he has time but at the moment, he's leaving :( it's really sad.

Thank you Mr. Turtle for being such a good friend to Gerald, Joe and myself. You will truly be missed. Take care on your journey.

-Harold

Blog #38

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, where today we'll be talking about how to be weird and STANGE like me and Harold. STRANGE AND WIERD AND CRAZY. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Ok. Sorry bout' that sirs and madams. OKAY.
1. MAKE ANOTHER STRANGE WORD FOR ANOTHER WORD AND KEEP USING THAT WORD (Like instead of saying "Okay", say "Keefos".)
2. MAKE STRANGE SOUNDS LIKE WHAT I JUST DID IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS BLOG.
3. PRETEND TO BE AN ANIMAL IN YOUR HOUSE. LIKE A HIPPO.
4. whisper really quietly when you talk to people
5. RUN INTO THE MIDDLE OF A FEILD AND YELL FOR NO REASON.

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Blog #37

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today, we're talking about pasta. I've been to Italy before. Had great conversations with a friend called "Pistachio Man." Maybe one of my best friends beside the whole gang :) I had some true Italian food like Spaghetti and Meatballs, Pizza and a calzone. Also, it tasted WAYYYYY better than the Italian imitation fish food that the zoo gives us. Also, I went with Gerald (giraffe of giraffe blogs), Joe (Asian bunny) and my cousin the turtle :) It was such a great time with them and we bonded with each other as well as learnt a little bit of the language. This is all I know, "Blog Giraffe sono impressionanti!" In the comments, guess what I said!
To conclude, odontophibia is the fear of teeth.

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TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #36 (banana80311)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today we'll be talking about how to order pizza in 6 ways: 3 on the phone and 3 at the pizza place (or wherever you're getting them).

ON THE PHONE

1. You: "Hello. I want a pizza with watermelon on it. Thank you for your cooperation. Good day." *Hang up as soon as you can*
2. You: "UM, HI I WANT A TACO."
Other person: "Um sorry sir we don't serve tacos here-"
You: "WHAT!!??"
Other person: "Uh, y-yeah, sorry about that, b-but we don't actually make tacos here."
You: "WELL THEN MAKE ME ONE! UGH...PEOPLE THESE DAYS...
Other person: "Uhhhhhhhh..."
You: "COME ON GET ON WITH IT!! CHOP CHOP!! I WANT THAT TACO IN 30 SECONDS. NOW." *Hang up*
3. You: "Hullo. Is this the dry cleaning service?"
Other person: "No, this is the pizza place. What would you like to order?"
You: "Yeah I would like my long underwear to be dry cleaned and be ready by 5:00 pm."
Other person: "Sorry, but I just said that this is the pizza place, not the dry cleaning place."
You: "Okay then. I would like the tower of Pisa to go please."
Other person: "Sorry but we don't own the tower of Pisa."
You: "But I thought you said this was the Pisa Place?"
Other person: "No I didn't. Now hurry up with your order. Our bread is getting dry, and I need to clean."
You: "Okay then. I would like my long underwear to be dry cleaned and be ready by 5:00 pm."
Other person: "We don't do that here."
You: "But I thought you said you dry clean here?"
Other person: "NO I DIDN'T."
You: "Okay then. I would like the tower of Pisa to go please."
Other person: "WE. DON'T. HAVE. THAT. I JUST SAID THAT."
You: "No you didn't. Fine, to make things easier for you, dearie, I would like  my long underwear to be dry cleaned and be ready by 5:00 pm, AND the tower of Pisa to go please. There. Nice and easy."
Other person: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
*Hang up*

AT THE PIZZA PLACE

1. You: *Crawl into the pizza place and act like a dog and sniff around. Including the cashier.*
Cashier: "Excuse me sir, but what are you doing?"
You: *Sniff the cashier as if he/she has a very strong scent on them*
Cashier: "Um, sir...?"
You: *Act like an angry dog* "GRRRRRRRR RUFF! GRRRRRRRRRRR..........RAWR! RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR!! GRRRRRRRRRR........"
Cashier: "Uhhhhh.....*Dials 911* Excuse me? But I have a strange situation here.....Please come as soon as you can...."
*Police comes*
Police 1: "What's going on?"
You: *Automatically start acting like a nice dog around the police* "Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........." *Nuzzle the police's legs*
Cashier: "Um, yeah, here's the problem. Can you please get rid of this, thing?"
Police 1: "Y'know, we could actually use a good dog like this, eh?"
Police 2: "Yeah, good idea!"
Police 1: "Saaaayyyy......Would you, good cashier, look after this good dog while we go and ask our chief?"
Cashier: "UHHHHHHH........."
Police 2: "OK! THANKS! WE'LL COME BACK IN A FEW MONTHS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!"
Cashier: "..."
Police 1: "OK BYE!"
You: *Start growling again hen the police leave*
2. You: "Hi, there. I just took a HUGE dump in your toilet and I think I plugged it up. It's like, loaded all the way to the rim. Do you mind cleaning it up so I can take another dump again? Ok. Thanks." *Start whistling and leave*
3. You: *Come in without saying anything and stare at the cashier for at least a minute*
Cashier: "Um, hi, what can I help you with?"
You: *Ignore EVERYTHING the cashier says and keep a straight face and keep staring*
Cashier: "Uhhhhhh..."
You: *Keep staring for a minute*
Cashier: "......"
You: "HI I WOULD LIKE OOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE SOCK. BYE." *March out the door and act really happy*

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Blog #35

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today's topic is Patrick Star's song.
If you don't know who Patrick star is, you really REALLY don't have a life. Patrick lives in bikini bottom with his pals Spongebob and "Squidward". Patrick actually emailed me letting me know that he made a song called, "Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star." I listened and it sounded interesting. Some of the word choice was unique and different than what i would use but it was a pretty good song. Here are some of the lyrics, "Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star
And I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like its been dead

Writing stuff is hard man or 
woman that's cool and stuff if your 
into that type of stuff because you 
know I am not A saxophonist or something
So I use a pointy pencil.

Pointy, pointy, pointy,
Pointy, pointy, point

P-U what's that horrible smell?
(DRUM SOLO!)
I have a head,
It ends in a point.

Pointy, pointy, pointy,
Pointy, pointy, point


This song is over
Except for this line
You win this round

Broccoli!"

Pretty interesting eh? To conclude this post

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TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #34 (banana80311)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today we'll be talking about LETTUCE MAN. Lettuce man is a maaaaagical creature that comes out of your face. You can make Lettuce Man come out simply by eating 24 lettuce plants in less than an hour, drink 2 cups of mutagen SPECIFICALLY from the  Ninja Turtle's underground sewer lair, put one piece of hair from a grey cat up each nostril, eat cabbage, sit on the top of a mountain without moving for 10 days, then scratch your ear with your foot for 5 hours when the sun explodes. VERY EASY. THE EASIEST THING YOU COULD DO IN THE WORLD. YARG. THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN WHO SWALLOWED A FLY. GULP GULP GULP. I AM A HORSE.

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Blog #33

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today's topic is elephants. Elephants are interesting animals, they have big hears, a trunk and most importantly.....FEET. Elephants are like my best friend. We used to hangout a lot at the zoo back then. So sad that I don't get to see him anymore but I do see a close relative of him. His name is Grover. We actually went to college with him. We have lots of family dinners and lots of fish and much more. Oh, I miss Grover. GROVER, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, EMAIL ME AT :Harold.Penguin33@fishbook.com.
To conclude, if you have 4 nickels and a dime, you're rich.

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TOODLES
-Harold

Blog #32 (banana80311)

HEY GUYS WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER GIRAFFE BLOG. Today i am going to be telling stories written by our strange friend named Joe the Asian Bunny. WARNING: THIS BLOG IS VERY STRANGE.   PLEASE DO NOT JUDGE OUR FRIEND. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

STORY #1
-once there was a girl name ana na na na na. She had a father named Aga ga ga gaga. She also had a mom named a fat lady dee dee dee and a brother named tree lee lee leelee. One day she went out shopping and she was like, OH MY GOSH. THAT LADY. IS SO FAT. then a car came and she got runned over. thats what happens and you get karma the end

STORY #2
-Once upon a time there was a old fat mushy dragon named  old fat mushy dragon. He loved to eat his skin off so it tastes like lettuce. He had a friend named old but not fat but skinny and bad hygiene. Aka, joealina. One day they were skipping the park when there was an earthquake. Then the earth was split in half with joealina on one side and old fat mushy dragon on the other half. Fly over here joealina said. Old fat mushy dragon couldn't because he was too fat and heavy like an old cow like bob. But then old mushy dragon farted out a rainbow that exploded the whole universe. the end

STORY #3
-Once there was a man named oh mr.dipples. He was an orange dolphin. he had a friend named dumple dore. Dumple dore loved to eat dumplings. Today they are friends but there was a day where they became kathrine enemies. i don't know why i said katherine. anyway.  One day they met their friend bob and bob exploded chocolate milk. they ate his milk and had dumplings. then they met frosty the snowman and ate him. the police then chased them and they ran into eachother. several times. oof oof oof dumble dee dumble dee shouted ryan. who is ryan? anyway. they locked themselves in a cooler and dipples said. Oh no. we are stuck in this cooler. thank you kathrine obvious dumble dore said. oh thats why i said kathrine at the beging. ok, nevermind they are not friends. they got stuck in that cooler the end.

STORY #4
-Once there was a girl named I AM A YELLOW DUCK dee dee deedee. she went to the mall with her mother. her mother's name was wonder woman. when they went to the mall, they saw this really old woman and they said. OH THAT WOMAN IS SO OLD AND WRINKLEY. the old woman heard them and got really mad and hollered at them and said. HEY YOU OLD COO PIES! WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? THAT MAKES ME REALLY REALLY SAD. I'M GOING TO CRY NOW BOO HOO OOF OOF OOF. THEN THE OLD WOMAN FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND SAID. OOF OOF OOF OOF I AM GOING TO OOF IN MY YELLOW SPOTTED UNDERWEAR. THEN YELLOW DUCK AND WONDER WOMAN WALKED ON AND SAW A VERY PRETTY WOMAN AND SAID. OH MY GOSH THAT WOMAN IS SO UGLY. LOOK AT HER MAKEUP. IT MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A VAMPIRE. THEN THE WOMAN TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE AND ATE THEIR NECKS. THE END

STORY #5
-once there was a man named dumpy. he went dump dump dump dump. one day he went to the washroom and had to take a humongous dump. urgy urgy urgy. when he looked down. his poop looked like a giant brown potato. oof oof oof oof oof oof. foo foo foo foo he said. oh my gosh it is so big. when he got his toilet paper and wiped his bum bum. it smelled so bad hat he fainted. when he woke up his face was in the poo. he took a bite and it tasted good. from this day on. he owns a poop restaurant that is five stars. the end

STORY #6
-once there was a man named oh fat donkey. one day he went shopping and he saw a woman. the woman said to him. oh you are one hot hot donkey. the man said thank you and they went shopping together. the woman talked a lot so he pushed her off a cliff. she rolled down saying oof oof oof oof. then she farted and the aroma exploded in his face. then oh fat donkey went to the farm and met some cows. the cows farted too and rubbed their humongous butts on his face. his face was then covered in poo poo and he was very mad. so he got a knife and ate the cow. he had so much steak for dinner. so he became a psychopath and ate chickens, donkeys and birds. the end



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Blog #31

Hey guys, welcome back to another Giraffe Blogs. Today's topic is technology. UGh, technology sucks these days. So much HYPE about the iPhones and the other things. I remember when I used to get excited when Talia got here and feeds me and I stiil am excited when she comes. I hope one day that technology us gone! I remember when i originally got a computer. Other penguins started to say, "Hey Harold, you gonna surf the web?" I originally didn't understand what that meant but I learnt my lesson. One day i jumped on my computer thinking, "MOM IM SURFING THE WEB!" Then my computer broke. Me and that other penguin are no longer fish friends. Also, I'm typing on the Newest Computer called the Fishbook Pro. It's really cool. Cats sleep 16-18 hours a day.

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TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #30 (banana80311)

Hey Guys, welcome to another giraffe blog for today. Today Ah'll be talkin' in a Texern' accent and talk about a superhero named Poo Man yal'. Lemmi tell yal' a story hon'.

Once upon ah time, there wuz a cowboy named Johnny. Johnny wuz a good boy, and he liked to go poo everyday yals'. One dayz, he went poo four times because he wanted too. Yal' know whut he pooed out? At that moment, a hero wuz born. His name wuz POO MAN, BECAUSE HE WAS A LIVING PEICE OF POO. The next few years, he went out to save the world from poo disaasterz by shooting turkyz with a poo gun. Yal' know that? Ok. Yal' better remember this legend of Poo Man, so yal' can tell EVERYBODY in the UNEVERZE.

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Blog #29

Hey Guys, welcome back to another Giraffe Blog. Today's topic is chocolate milk! Where does chocolate milk even come from? Brown cows or White cows. I'm going to explain this in more depth.
1. Chocolate milk comes from a cow named Bob. Bob is a special cow and has SUPER POWERS! When he gets milked, brown juices come out of him. Later in the process, lots of coconuts are added. He then explodes. Sadly, Bob explodes. Slowly and slowly his race is dying. So Please PLEASE stop drinking chocolate milk. Also, Bob is my best friend. To conclude, the circumference of the sun is 2.7 million miles.

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TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #28 (banana80311)

HEY GUYS, WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER GIRAFFE BLLOGEEEEEEE. Today I'll be talking about doorknobs. Doorknobs are cool, because you can HANG stuff on it, like:
-poo
-clothing
-people
-yourself
-spinach
-skipping ropes
-donkeys
-your friends
There are many different types of doorknobs like these:

YAY. TURKEYS POOP OUT COWS.

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Blog #27

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog, Today, we'll be talking about the top 5 things to do when bored- penguin edition. Now, I know that Banana80311 had already did this but this one is penguin edition.

5. Pick a scab
-because blood comes out
- free piece of dried skin
-edible

4. Eat a piece of cardboard
-could've been pizza in the box before (PIZZA FLAVOURED CARDBOARD)
-good for a jaw breaker
-tastes like trash

3. Tongue Twisters
-SIX SICK SHEEP (say 5x)
-could get a prize if you say it correctly to a grandma (YAY LOLLIPOPS)
-can get tongue actually twisted

2. Socialize with friends
-talk about life
-talk about giraffes and penguins
-talk about how that girl in the pink dress looked fat

1. READ MORE BLOGS!
-see how awesome giraffe blogs is
-be apart of the giraffe club
-EAT LOTS OF FISH

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TOODLES!

-Harold

Blog #26 (Banana80311)

Hey guys, welcome back to another. GIRAFFE. BLOG. For today we'll be talking about COFFEE SLEEVES. You may not realize this, but coffee sleeves are actually really fun to play with, because you can put them on your arms and then walk around pretending you wear armor, wear them as hats, use them as binoculars, punch them, and use them as extra cardboard to make something cool. YAY. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOLOOLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Blog #22 (Harold)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today we'll be talking about vegetarian bacon.
VEGITARTIAN BACON IS LIKE EATING A PIECE OF RUBBER. trust me I would know. I was transported into a zoo once and someone threw bacon at me. I thought it was regular bacon but it was vegetarian bacon. LIKE SERIOUSLY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE BACON, EAT THE REAL DEAL. NOT SOME PROCESSED RUBBER STUFF. anyways, when I ate it I turned rainbow color and exploded. Luckily, my zoo keeper put me back together. YAY BACON! I like purple bacon as well. by the way, if you see a penguin in a zoo, feed it fish bacon a.k.a. fish skin.

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TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #25 (Banana80311)

HEY GUYS, welcome back to another. GIRAFFE. BLOG. For today we'll be talking about glass frogs. Glass frogs are these see through frogs, and sometimes you can see their intestines and heart and stuff, which is really cool. For those of you who like nature and are not grossed out by it, GOOD FOR YOU. YAY. Glass frogs are so cool. I LIKE RAINBOW CHICKENS. Ok so once I found a glass frog on the road and then I said hello to it, and then I started to ride it and it started to fly in the air barfing out jellybeans. POODLES.

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Blog #24 (Harold)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today, we'll be talking about ice cream men. ICE CREAM MEN CAN BE LIFE SAVERS. When I was transported to a zoo, I was usually trapped in there for 5 hours. NOW. When the ice cream man came, he was a life saver. First of all, the kids would stop looking and run to the man. Second of all, he helped me escape.....kinda. So the ice cream man came and was like "ICE CREAM IT TASTES GOOD" then the kids ran towards him. Right at that moment, I took out my file and filed away the bars and broke free! I WAS FREEE. Then my zoo keeper, Talia, saw me near the entrance and was like ."HES OUT HES OUT GET HIM" They eventually got me but I pied 5 other security guards. Anyways I was stuck then it was the next day. The ice cream man was back and he hollered"ICE CREAM IT TASTE GOOD" Talia wasn't there that day so I escaped and went to see my brother Henry in China. THE END

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TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #23 (Banana80311)

Hey guys, welcome back, to another. giraffe. Blog. For today we'll be talking about sea pigs. Have you ever heard of sea pigs before (I know you're probably thinking that I'm crazy. WATERMELON.)?  Sea pigs are the one of the coolest sea creatures on earth. The look like little gelatin piggies in the ocean. Piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy. Sea pigs are called sea pigs because they literally look like "sea" "pigs". Search them up and tell EVERYONE about them because they are SO cool. Yaaaaaaay..................OINK OINK.

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Blog CELEBRATION!

Hey guys welcome back to another giraffe blog. WE ARE CELEBRATING OUR 1000 VIEW! YAYAYY!
I am still new to the giraffe blogs gang, but this is amazing! Banana80311 and I are so excited! Hopefully by April we get 1500 views! This is amazing! THANK YOU GUYS SOOO MUCH!
As a celebration, I will post a blog about things to do when bored: penguin edition. For now, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH! So what did you buy us? You didn't buy me anything? WAAAAAA

Thanks for joining Banana and I's blog! As always, hope you enjoyed this blog and please share in Google+ or with on of your friends. Be nice to one another
TOODLES!
-Banana80311 and Harold

Blog #21 (Harold)

Hey Guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog but it's me HAROLD again! Hope you guys have been liking my post so far. It's been a blast! Anyways, today's topic is bunnies. Not just regular ones though we'll be talking about other types too.

I remember when I went to see my brother Henry in China. When I went there, I noticed a few different bunnies. They were called Asian bunnies. I actually have one as a pet! It's pretty cool. It can speak Chinese, jump off giraffes and be friends with other animals! YAYAYAYY. I ALSO AT CHOW MEIN WITH CHOPSTICKS. IT WAS FANTASMICAL. SO YUMMY, SO CHOPSTICKY, SO MUCH FUN!

Now, just to clarify, I AM NOT TRYING TO BE RACIST AT ALL. I am just friends with an Asian bunny and want to share the amazing personalities of it. Hope you enjoyed this blog. Please share in google+ as well as tell your friends! 

TOODLES!

-Harold