Blog #45

Hey guys and welcome back yo another giraffe blog. Today we'll be discussing what to do in the library. The library is pretty boring so these tips should help the library seem like a PARTAY. Also, I've never been to a library.....

Step 1. Talk to the librarian.
The librarian can be cool at times but also strange at some times. Here's some things you can say to him/her. "HI WHERE ARE THE SANDWICHES?" Or even "THESE ARE NIT THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR" or even this! "MEOW" see? Tell me what the reaction was.

Step 2. Look for the good books.
Yes, looking for good books is a step, sigh, who even likes books? YOU KNOW WHAT. SCREW THIS. WHO EVEN READS BOOKS?

Step 3. Eat
Nothing bothers anyone else more than you eating food in the library. Also, some tips in what to eat in the library.
-Sloppy Joes
-Fish
-Durian
-Dog Excriment
In addition, don't bring any napkins, just wipe your hands in those crummy SAT books in the back. Who even reads those?

Step 4. Get kicked out
If you've followed all of these steps, you're most likely to get kicked out of the library. But who
cares! We have the Internet where we can read good stories. I would suggest reading "GiraffeBlogs101"
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TOODLES!