DUCK THE GOAT CHAPTER #2!!!
CHICKEN WINGS
Chapter #2
"Where am I?" Duck questioned to himself, "Who am I?" He got up very slowly, looking around and being aware that he was surrounded by a playground outside a school. Duck was sort of in a trance because he didn't know anything that was around him. "WAKE UP, DWEEB DUCK! HAHAHAHAHA!" shouted Bear, one of the bullies that bullied Duck.
"YOU SUCK."
"Um, excuse me, but where and who am I?" Duck replied, calmly.
"WHO ARE YOU?! HAHAHAHAHA!! DWEEB DUCK HERE IS ASKING WHO HE IS! YOU SIR, ARE POO FACE NUMBER ONE. HAHAHAHA!!"
"Thank you, but where am I?"
"YOU ARE ON BUTT ISLAND."
"Ok, thank you."
The crowd that was standing around Duck and Bear was laughing. Duck wandered off, leaving behind his school and going in to the city streets. As he was walking, he came across a little clinic with a big sign that said:
"DOCTOR U. SUCK----HERE TO HELP ALL PATIENTS IN NEED----HERE TO GIVE YOU A LOLLIPOP"
Duck stared at the sign and thought for a moment. "Hmmmmm...." he wondered as he held his hoof to his beard, "Maybe Doctor U. Suck can help me, and what is a doctor?" He entered the clinic and sat down in the waiting room. A jolly old seagull came strolling in exclaimed, "Why, hello there young sir! What brings you here today?" Duck replied,"Hi, sorry to take your time, but I seem to not know who I am and what I am."
"Hmmmm, Oh! By the way, I forgot to tell you, my name is Doctor U. Suck. It seems like you may have amnesia. Goats rarely seem to have amnesia these days."
Duck said, "Excuse me, but what is amnesia?"
"Buy, you'ver been eating too much grass." Dr. U. Suck sighed.
Duck questioned once again, "Excuse me, but what is a grass?"
CHAPTER #3 TO BE CONTINUED.....
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