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Hey guys, welcome to GiraffeBlogs101! Read all about weird, wacky, strange, but AWESOME posts written by me, banana80311, and my strange companion, Harold the Derpy Penguin. Random topics are described in every post, from tea to chocolate milk cows. MOO I'M A BIRD. We hope you enjoy our blog! THANKS FOR READING!
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Hi there! Welcome to Giraffe Blogs! We have a total of two talented animals writing this blog. banana80311 the Giraffe and Harold the Derpy Penguin! We write about weird and strange things that you will find entertaining. From telling you our stories to talking about doorknobs, you should find this hilarious. This blog was originally made by banana80311 and later on Harold was added to the gang as our secondary writer. We hope you enjoy these blogs! Don't forget to share on google+ or with a friend!

HAVE FUN READING!
-Harold

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Saturday, 2 May 2015

Blog #43

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today's topic is how to hide from old people.
Yes, if learnt this from being in the zoo. Old people used to come at me and say, "Look at that youngn!" I used to despise old people but now I love them cause they gave me a turkey sandwich.
HOW TO HIDE FROM OLD PEOPLE
1. Eat a sandwich (can't go hiding without a full stomach)
2. Lie down and take a nap (can't go hiding without rest!)
3. Wake up and eat a sandwich
4. Find an old person
5. Poke them and they should fart
6. Run away


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TOODLES!
-Harold
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