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Saturday, 30 May 2015

Blog #46

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today we'll be TELLING, again, about Duck the Goat CHAPTER 3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

CHAPTER #3

I LIKE PINA COLADAS


Doctor U.Suck gave Duck some medication to take everyday to help him remember things
That happened in the past
After a few days, Duck started to realize he was developing super powers everyday
He could shoot clocks from his horns.
He went back to doctor U. Suck to ask about his super powers.
" Let me take an x-ray of your brain" Dr U.Suck said
As he was taking the x-ray, the doctor said," hmmm... It seems your brain was hit so hard that it has awoken one of the body's unknown senses. "
" WHAT" Duck exclaimed.
" yes. "
Duck didn't know what to do anymore, so he started panicking and shooting clocks out of his horns.
Clocks were flying everywhere, and he was so scared.
PING  PONG PING PONG
Many many things were getting hit with clocks, and the clinic was getting destroyed.
Duck dashed out the door, clocks still shooting out of his horns and going out onto the road.
Cars honked, screeched, and crashed as clocks smashed window shields and tires.
Duck was so embarrassed. He ran into an alley and went into a trash can and started crying.
" WHAT DO I DO?! " he cried" WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME"
He cried and cried as the night went on into the darkness.

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