STORY #1
-once there was a girl name ana na na na na. She had a father named Aga ga ga gaga. She also had a mom named a fat lady dee dee dee and a brother named tree lee lee leelee. One day she went out shopping and she was like, OH MY GOSH. THAT LADY. IS SO FAT. then a car came and she got runned over. thats what happens and you get karma the end
STORY #2
-Once upon a time there was a old fat mushy dragon named old fat mushy dragon. He loved to eat his skin off so it tastes like lettuce. He had a friend named old but not fat but skinny and bad hygiene. Aka, joealina. One day they were skipping the park when there was an earthquake. Then the earth was split in half with joealina on one side and old fat mushy dragon on the other half. Fly over here joealina said. Old fat mushy dragon couldn't because he was too fat and heavy like an old cow like bob. But then old mushy dragon farted out a rainbow that exploded the whole universe. the end
STORY #3
-Once there was a man named oh mr.dipples. He was an orange dolphin. he had a friend named dumple dore. Dumple dore loved to eat dumplings. Today they are friends but there was a day where they became kathrine enemies. i don't know why i said katherine. anyway. One day they met their friend bob and bob exploded chocolate milk. they ate his milk and had dumplings. then they met frosty the snowman and ate him. the police then chased them and they ran into eachother. several times. oof oof oof dumble dee dumble dee shouted ryan. who is ryan? anyway. they locked themselves in a cooler and dipples said. Oh no. we are stuck in this cooler. thank you kathrine obvious dumble dore said. oh thats why i said kathrine at the beging. ok, nevermind they are not friends. they got stuck in that cooler the end.
STORY #4
-Once there was a girl named I AM A YELLOW DUCK dee dee deedee. she went to the mall with her mother. her mother's name was wonder woman. when they went to the mall, they saw this really old woman and they said. OH THAT WOMAN IS SO OLD AND WRINKLEY. the old woman heard them and got really mad and hollered at them and said. HEY YOU OLD COO PIES! WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? THAT MAKES ME REALLY REALLY SAD. I'M GOING TO CRY NOW BOO HOO OOF OOF OOF. THEN THE OLD WOMAN FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND SAID. OOF OOF OOF OOF I AM GOING TO OOF IN MY YELLOW SPOTTED UNDERWEAR. THEN YELLOW DUCK AND WONDER WOMAN WALKED ON AND SAW A VERY PRETTY WOMAN AND SAID. OH MY GOSH THAT WOMAN IS SO UGLY. LOOK AT HER MAKEUP. IT MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A VAMPIRE. THEN THE WOMAN TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE AND ATE THEIR NECKS. THE END
STORY #5
-once there was a man named dumpy. he went dump dump dump dump. one day he went to the washroom and had to take a humongous dump. urgy urgy urgy. when he looked down. his poop looked like a giant brown potato. oof oof oof oof oof oof. foo foo foo foo he said. oh my gosh it is so big. when he got his toilet paper and wiped his bum bum. it smelled so bad hat he fainted. when he woke up his face was in the poo. he took a bite and it tasted good. from this day on. he owns a poop restaurant that is five stars. the end
STORY #6
-once there was a man named oh fat donkey. one day he went shopping and he saw a woman. the woman said to him. oh you are one hot hot donkey. the man said thank you and they went shopping together. the woman talked a lot so he pushed her off a cliff. she rolled down saying oof oof oof oof. then she farted and the aroma exploded in his face. then oh fat donkey went to the farm and met some cows. the cows farted too and rubbed their humongous butts on his face. his face was then covered in poo poo and he was very mad. so he got a knife and ate the cow. he had so much steak for dinner. so he became a psychopath and ate chickens, donkeys and birds. the end
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