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Hey guys, welcome to GiraffeBlogs101! Read all about weird, wacky, strange, but AWESOME posts written by me, banana80311, and my strange companion, Harold the Derpy Penguin. Random topics are described in every post, from tea to chocolate milk cows. MOO I'M A BIRD. We hope you enjoy our blog! THANKS FOR READING!
-banana80311

Hi there! Welcome to Giraffe Blogs! We have a total of two talented animals writing this blog. banana80311 the Giraffe and Harold the Derpy Penguin! We write about weird and strange things that you will find entertaining. From telling you our stories to talking about doorknobs, you should find this hilarious. This blog was originally made by banana80311 and later on Harold was added to the gang as our secondary writer. We hope you enjoy these blogs! Don't forget to share on google+ or with a friend!

HAVE FUN READING!
-Harold

Meow.
-Joe the Asian Bunny

Wednesday, 4 March 2015

Blog #27

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog, Today, we'll be talking about the top 5 things to do when bored- penguin edition. Now, I know that Banana80311 had already did this but this one is penguin edition.

5. Pick a scab
-because blood comes out
- free piece of dried skin
-edible

4. Eat a piece of cardboard
-could've been pizza in the box before (PIZZA FLAVOURED CARDBOARD)
-good for a jaw breaker
-tastes like trash

3. Tongue Twisters
-SIX SICK SHEEP (say 5x)
-could get a prize if you say it correctly to a grandma (YAY LOLLIPOPS)
-can get tongue actually twisted

2. Socialize with friends
-talk about life
-talk about giraffes and penguins
-talk about how that girl in the pink dress looked fat

1. READ MORE BLOGS!
-see how awesome giraffe blogs is
-be apart of the giraffe club
-EAT LOTS OF FISH

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TOODLES!

-Harold
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