Giraffe Blogs 101: Blog #34 (banana80311)

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Hey guys, welcome to GiraffeBlogs101! Read all about weird, wacky, strange, but AWESOME posts written by me, banana80311, and my strange companion, Harold the Derpy Penguin. Random topics are described in every post, from tea to chocolate milk cows. MOO I'M A BIRD. We hope you enjoy our blog! THANKS FOR READING!

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Hi there! Welcome to Giraffe Blogs! We have a total of two talented animals writing this blog. banana80311 the Giraffe and Harold the Derpy Penguin! We write about weird and strange things that you will find entertaining. From telling you our stories to talking about doorknobs, you should find this hilarious. This blog was originally made by banana80311 and later on Harold was added to the gang as our secondary writer. We hope you enjoy these blogs! Don't forget to share on google+ or with a friend!

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-Harold

Meow.

-Joe the Asian Bunny

Saturday, 7 March 2015

Blog #34 (banana80311)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today we'll be talking about LETTUCE MAN. Lettuce man is a maaaaagical creature that comes out of your face. You can make Lettuce Man come out simply by eating 24 lettuce plants in less than an hour, drink 2 cups of mutagen SPECIFICALLY from the Ninja Turtle's underground sewer lair, put one piece of hair from a grey cat up each nostril, eat cabbage, sit on the top of a mountain without moving for 10 days, then scratch your ear with your foot for 5 hours when the sun explodes. VERY EASY. THE EASIEST THING YOU COULD DO IN THE WORLD. YARG. THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN WHO SWALLOWED A FLY. GULP GULP GULP. I AM A HORSE.