Giraffe Blogs 101: Blog #29

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Hey guys, welcome to GiraffeBlogs101! Read all about weird, wacky, strange, but AWESOME posts written by me, banana80311, and my strange companion, Harold the Derpy Penguin. Random topics are described in every post, from tea to chocolate milk cows. MOO I'M A BIRD. We hope you enjoy our blog! THANKS FOR READING!

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Hi there! Welcome to Giraffe Blogs! We have a total of two talented animals writing this blog. banana80311 the Giraffe and Harold the Derpy Penguin! We write about weird and strange things that you will find entertaining. From telling you our stories to talking about doorknobs, you should find this hilarious. This blog was originally made by banana80311 and later on Harold was added to the gang as our secondary writer. We hope you enjoy these blogs! Don't forget to share on google+ or with a friend!

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Wednesday, 4 March 2015

Blog #29

Hey Guys, welcome back to another Giraffe Blog. Today's topic is chocolate milk! Where does chocolate milk even come from? Brown cows or White cows. I'm going to explain this in more depth.
1. Chocolate milk comes from a cow named Bob. Bob is a special cow and has SUPER POWERS! When he gets milked, brown juices come out of him. Later in the process, lots of coconuts are added. He then explodes. Sadly, Bob explodes. Slowly and slowly his race is dying. So Please PLEASE stop drinking chocolate milk. Also, Bob is my best friend. To conclude, the circumference of the sun is 2.7 million miles.