VEGITARTIAN BACON IS LIKE EATING A PIECE OF RUBBER. trust me I would know. I was transported into a zoo once and someone threw bacon at me. I thought it was regular bacon but it was vegetarian bacon. LIKE SERIOUSLY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE BACON, EAT THE REAL DEAL. NOT SOME PROCESSED RUBBER STUFF. anyways, when I ate it I turned rainbow color and exploded. Luckily, my zoo keeper put me back together. YAY BACON! I like purple bacon as well. by the way, if you see a penguin in a zoo, feed it fish bacon a.k.a. fish skin.
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TOODLES!
-Harold
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