Blog #41

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog! Today we'll be talking about stupid and random facts :D

1. I'm secretly a burrito
2. Gerald is a taco
3. If you have 5 dimes, 2 quarters, 3 nickels and 7 pennies, you have $1.12
4. Cats sleep like dogs
5. I like Eagles even though I'm a penguin
6. I've been everywhere in the world including Uranus
7. I touched your poo
8. The surcumfrance of the sun is 2.7 million miles
9. We have a cat friend
10. GIRAFFE BLOGS IS THE BEST BLOG EVER! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! YES EVEN THE ONE IN THE CORNER AND YES THAT OLD LADY TOO!

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TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #40 (banana80311)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today, this is going to be a serious blog. Let me restart.

Hello there, welcome to another giraffe blog. Today we shall be talking about elegant tea. Tea is the absolute, best beverage in thy world, and you ought to be highly honoured to receive tea as a gift. There are many types of tea on earth, made from ANYTHING. My favourite tea is the kfdghakfhgafdgfd tea. I am going to take a sip of  the kfdghakfhgafdgfd tea right now. *sip*. The kfdghakfhgafdgfd tea makes you crazy. I am going to become crazy in 3...2...1...kfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfdkfdghakfhgafdgfd.

YAY I AM STRANGE AND WEIRD AGAIN. NO MORE SERIOUSNESSSSSSSSSSSSS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

POODLES.

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Blog #39

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today's topic is about my cousin the turtle. Now, the turtle is sadly leaving and going back to the tropical island where he was born. I had so many great memories with him, talking, rolling on the ground and most importantly, smiling with the gang. Sadly, he's leaving soon with all of his turtle parents and will be missed. He said he would come back to this magical island when he has time but at the moment, he's leaving :( it's really sad.

Thank you Mr. Turtle for being such a good friend to Gerald, Joe and myself. You will truly be missed. Take care on your journey.

-Harold

Blog #38

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, where today we'll be talking about how to be weird and STANGE like me and Harold. STRANGE AND WIERD AND CRAZY. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Ok. Sorry bout' that sirs and madams. OKAY.
1. MAKE ANOTHER STRANGE WORD FOR ANOTHER WORD AND KEEP USING THAT WORD (Like instead of saying "Okay", say "Keefos".)
2. MAKE STRANGE SOUNDS LIKE WHAT I JUST DID IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS BLOG.
3. PRETEND TO BE AN ANIMAL IN YOUR HOUSE. LIKE A HIPPO.
4. whisper really quietly when you talk to people
5. RUN INTO THE MIDDLE OF A FEILD AND YELL FOR NO REASON.

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Blog #37

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today, we're talking about pasta. I've been to Italy before. Had great conversations with a friend called "Pistachio Man." Maybe one of my best friends beside the whole gang :) I had some true Italian food like Spaghetti and Meatballs, Pizza and a calzone. Also, it tasted WAYYYYY better than the Italian imitation fish food that the zoo gives us. Also, I went with Gerald (giraffe of giraffe blogs), Joe (Asian bunny) and my cousin the turtle :) It was such a great time with them and we bonded with each other as well as learnt a little bit of the language. This is all I know, "Blog Giraffe sono impressionanti!" In the comments, guess what I said!
To conclude, odontophibia is the fear of teeth.

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TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #36 (banana80311)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today we'll be talking about how to order pizza in 6 ways: 3 on the phone and 3 at the pizza place (or wherever you're getting them).

ON THE PHONE

1. You: "Hello. I want a pizza with watermelon on it. Thank you for your cooperation. Good day." *Hang up as soon as you can*
2. You: "UM, HI I WANT A TACO."
Other person: "Um sorry sir we don't serve tacos here-"
You: "WHAT!!??"
Other person: "Uh, y-yeah, sorry about that, b-but we don't actually make tacos here."
You: "WELL THEN MAKE ME ONE! UGH...PEOPLE THESE DAYS...
Other person: "Uhhhhhhhh..."
You: "COME ON GET ON WITH IT!! CHOP CHOP!! I WANT THAT TACO IN 30 SECONDS. NOW." *Hang up*
3. You: "Hullo. Is this the dry cleaning service?"
Other person: "No, this is the pizza place. What would you like to order?"
You: "Yeah I would like my long underwear to be dry cleaned and be ready by 5:00 pm."
Other person: "Sorry, but I just said that this is the pizza place, not the dry cleaning place."
You: "Okay then. I would like the tower of Pisa to go please."
Other person: "Sorry but we don't own the tower of Pisa."
You: "But I thought you said this was the Pisa Place?"
Other person: "No I didn't. Now hurry up with your order. Our bread is getting dry, and I need to clean."
You: "Okay then. I would like my long underwear to be dry cleaned and be ready by 5:00 pm."
Other person: "We don't do that here."
You: "But I thought you said you dry clean here?"
Other person: "NO I DIDN'T."
You: "Okay then. I would like the tower of Pisa to go please."
Other person: "WE. DON'T. HAVE. THAT. I JUST SAID THAT."
You: "No you didn't. Fine, to make things easier for you, dearie, I would like  my long underwear to be dry cleaned and be ready by 5:00 pm, AND the tower of Pisa to go please. There. Nice and easy."
Other person: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
*Hang up*

AT THE PIZZA PLACE

1. You: *Crawl into the pizza place and act like a dog and sniff around. Including the cashier.*
Cashier: "Excuse me sir, but what are you doing?"
You: *Sniff the cashier as if he/she has a very strong scent on them*
Cashier: "Um, sir...?"
You: *Act like an angry dog* "GRRRRRRRR RUFF! GRRRRRRRRRRR..........RAWR! RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR!! GRRRRRRRRRR........"
Cashier: "Uhhhhh.....*Dials 911* Excuse me? But I have a strange situation here.....Please come as soon as you can...."
*Police comes*
Police 1: "What's going on?"
You: *Automatically start acting like a nice dog around the police* "Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........." *Nuzzle the police's legs*
Cashier: "Um, yeah, here's the problem. Can you please get rid of this, thing?"
Police 1: "Y'know, we could actually use a good dog like this, eh?"
Police 2: "Yeah, good idea!"
Police 1: "Saaaayyyy......Would you, good cashier, look after this good dog while we go and ask our chief?"
Cashier: "UHHHHHHH........."
Police 2: "OK! THANKS! WE'LL COME BACK IN A FEW MONTHS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!"
Cashier: "..."
Police 1: "OK BYE!"
You: *Start growling again hen the police leave*
2. You: "Hi, there. I just took a HUGE dump in your toilet and I think I plugged it up. It's like, loaded all the way to the rim. Do you mind cleaning it up so I can take another dump again? Ok. Thanks." *Start whistling and leave*
3. You: *Come in without saying anything and stare at the cashier for at least a minute*
Cashier: "Um, hi, what can I help you with?"
You: *Ignore EVERYTHING the cashier says and keep a straight face and keep staring*
Cashier: "Uhhhhhh..."
You: *Keep staring for a minute*
Cashier: "......"
You: "HI I WOULD LIKE OOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE SOCK. BYE." *March out the door and act really happy*

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Blog #35

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today's topic is Patrick Star's song.
If you don't know who Patrick star is, you really REALLY don't have a life. Patrick lives in bikini bottom with his pals Spongebob and "Squidward". Patrick actually emailed me letting me know that he made a song called, "Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star." I listened and it sounded interesting. Some of the word choice was unique and different than what i would use but it was a pretty good song. Here are some of the lyrics, "Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star
And I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like its been dead

Writing stuff is hard man or 
woman that's cool and stuff if your 
into that type of stuff because you 
know I am not A saxophonist or something
So I use a pointy pencil.

Pointy, pointy, pointy,
Pointy, pointy, point

P-U what's that horrible smell?
(DRUM SOLO!)
I have a head,
It ends in a point.

Pointy, pointy, pointy,
Pointy, pointy, point


This song is over
Except for this line
You win this round

Broccoli!"

Pretty interesting eh? To conclude this post

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TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #34 (banana80311)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today we'll be talking about LETTUCE MAN. Lettuce man is a maaaaagical creature that comes out of your face. You can make Lettuce Man come out simply by eating 24 lettuce plants in less than an hour, drink 2 cups of mutagen SPECIFICALLY from the  Ninja Turtle's underground sewer lair, put one piece of hair from a grey cat up each nostril, eat cabbage, sit on the top of a mountain without moving for 10 days, then scratch your ear with your foot for 5 hours when the sun explodes. VERY EASY. THE EASIEST THING YOU COULD DO IN THE WORLD. YARG. THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN WHO SWALLOWED A FLY. GULP GULP GULP. I AM A HORSE.

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Blog #33

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today's topic is elephants. Elephants are interesting animals, they have big hears, a trunk and most importantly.....FEET. Elephants are like my best friend. We used to hangout a lot at the zoo back then. So sad that I don't get to see him anymore but I do see a close relative of him. His name is Grover. We actually went to college with him. We have lots of family dinners and lots of fish and much more. Oh, I miss Grover. GROVER, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, EMAIL ME AT :Harold.Penguin33@fishbook.com.
To conclude, if you have 4 nickels and a dime, you're rich.

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TOODLES
-Harold

Blog #32 (banana80311)

HEY GUYS WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER GIRAFFE BLOG. Today i am going to be telling stories written by our strange friend named Joe the Asian Bunny. WARNING: THIS BLOG IS VERY STRANGE.   PLEASE DO NOT JUDGE OUR FRIEND. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

STORY #1
-once there was a girl name ana na na na na. She had a father named Aga ga ga gaga. She also had a mom named a fat lady dee dee dee and a brother named tree lee lee leelee. One day she went out shopping and she was like, OH MY GOSH. THAT LADY. IS SO FAT. then a car came and she got runned over. thats what happens and you get karma the end

STORY #2
-Once upon a time there was a old fat mushy dragon named  old fat mushy dragon. He loved to eat his skin off so it tastes like lettuce. He had a friend named old but not fat but skinny and bad hygiene. Aka, joealina. One day they were skipping the park when there was an earthquake. Then the earth was split in half with joealina on one side and old fat mushy dragon on the other half. Fly over here joealina said. Old fat mushy dragon couldn't because he was too fat and heavy like an old cow like bob. But then old mushy dragon farted out a rainbow that exploded the whole universe. the end

STORY #3
-Once there was a man named oh mr.dipples. He was an orange dolphin. he had a friend named dumple dore. Dumple dore loved to eat dumplings. Today they are friends but there was a day where they became kathrine enemies. i don't know why i said katherine. anyway.  One day they met their friend bob and bob exploded chocolate milk. they ate his milk and had dumplings. then they met frosty the snowman and ate him. the police then chased them and they ran into eachother. several times. oof oof oof dumble dee dumble dee shouted ryan. who is ryan? anyway. they locked themselves in a cooler and dipples said. Oh no. we are stuck in this cooler. thank you kathrine obvious dumble dore said. oh thats why i said kathrine at the beging. ok, nevermind they are not friends. they got stuck in that cooler the end.

STORY #4
-Once there was a girl named I AM A YELLOW DUCK dee dee deedee. she went to the mall with her mother. her mother's name was wonder woman. when they went to the mall, they saw this really old woman and they said. OH THAT WOMAN IS SO OLD AND WRINKLEY. the old woman heard them and got really mad and hollered at them and said. HEY YOU OLD COO PIES! WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? THAT MAKES ME REALLY REALLY SAD. I'M GOING TO CRY NOW BOO HOO OOF OOF OOF. THEN THE OLD WOMAN FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND SAID. OOF OOF OOF OOF I AM GOING TO OOF IN MY YELLOW SPOTTED UNDERWEAR. THEN YELLOW DUCK AND WONDER WOMAN WALKED ON AND SAW A VERY PRETTY WOMAN AND SAID. OH MY GOSH THAT WOMAN IS SO UGLY. LOOK AT HER MAKEUP. IT MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A VAMPIRE. THEN THE WOMAN TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE AND ATE THEIR NECKS. THE END

STORY #5
-once there was a man named dumpy. he went dump dump dump dump. one day he went to the washroom and had to take a humongous dump. urgy urgy urgy. when he looked down. his poop looked like a giant brown potato. oof oof oof oof oof oof. foo foo foo foo he said. oh my gosh it is so big. when he got his toilet paper and wiped his bum bum. it smelled so bad hat he fainted. when he woke up his face was in the poo. he took a bite and it tasted good. from this day on. he owns a poop restaurant that is five stars. the end

STORY #6
-once there was a man named oh fat donkey. one day he went shopping and he saw a woman. the woman said to him. oh you are one hot hot donkey. the man said thank you and they went shopping together. the woman talked a lot so he pushed her off a cliff. she rolled down saying oof oof oof oof. then she farted and the aroma exploded in his face. then oh fat donkey went to the farm and met some cows. the cows farted too and rubbed their humongous butts on his face. his face was then covered in poo poo and he was very mad. so he got a knife and ate the cow. he had so much steak for dinner. so he became a psychopath and ate chickens, donkeys and birds. the end



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Blog #31

Hey guys, welcome back to another Giraffe Blogs. Today's topic is technology. UGh, technology sucks these days. So much HYPE about the iPhones and the other things. I remember when I used to get excited when Talia got here and feeds me and I stiil am excited when she comes. I hope one day that technology us gone! I remember when i originally got a computer. Other penguins started to say, "Hey Harold, you gonna surf the web?" I originally didn't understand what that meant but I learnt my lesson. One day i jumped on my computer thinking, "MOM IM SURFING THE WEB!" Then my computer broke. Me and that other penguin are no longer fish friends. Also, I'm typing on the Newest Computer called the Fishbook Pro. It's really cool. Cats sleep 16-18 hours a day.

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TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #30 (banana80311)

Hey Guys, welcome to another giraffe blog for today. Today Ah'll be talkin' in a Texern' accent and talk about a superhero named Poo Man yal'. Lemmi tell yal' a story hon'.

Once upon ah time, there wuz a cowboy named Johnny. Johnny wuz a good boy, and he liked to go poo everyday yals'. One dayz, he went poo four times because he wanted too. Yal' know whut he pooed out? At that moment, a hero wuz born. His name wuz POO MAN, BECAUSE HE WAS A LIVING PEICE OF POO. The next few years, he went out to save the world from poo disaasterz by shooting turkyz with a poo gun. Yal' know that? Ok. Yal' better remember this legend of Poo Man, so yal' can tell EVERYBODY in the UNEVERZE.

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Blog #29

Hey Guys, welcome back to another Giraffe Blog. Today's topic is chocolate milk! Where does chocolate milk even come from? Brown cows or White cows. I'm going to explain this in more depth.
1. Chocolate milk comes from a cow named Bob. Bob is a special cow and has SUPER POWERS! When he gets milked, brown juices come out of him. Later in the process, lots of coconuts are added. He then explodes. Sadly, Bob explodes. Slowly and slowly his race is dying. So Please PLEASE stop drinking chocolate milk. Also, Bob is my best friend. To conclude, the circumference of the sun is 2.7 million miles.

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TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #28 (banana80311)

HEY GUYS, WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER GIRAFFE BLLOGEEEEEEE. Today I'll be talking about doorknobs. Doorknobs are cool, because you can HANG stuff on it, like:
-poo
-clothing
-people
-yourself
-spinach
-skipping ropes
-donkeys
-your friends
There are many different types of doorknobs like these:

YAY. TURKEYS POOP OUT COWS.

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Blog #27

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog, Today, we'll be talking about the top 5 things to do when bored- penguin edition. Now, I know that Banana80311 had already did this but this one is penguin edition.

5. Pick a scab
-because blood comes out
- free piece of dried skin
-edible

4. Eat a piece of cardboard
-could've been pizza in the box before (PIZZA FLAVOURED CARDBOARD)
-good for a jaw breaker
-tastes like trash

3. Tongue Twisters
-SIX SICK SHEEP (say 5x)
-could get a prize if you say it correctly to a grandma (YAY LOLLIPOPS)
-can get tongue actually twisted

2. Socialize with friends
-talk about life
-talk about giraffes and penguins
-talk about how that girl in the pink dress looked fat

1. READ MORE BLOGS!
-see how awesome giraffe blogs is
-be apart of the giraffe club
-EAT LOTS OF FISH

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TOODLES!

-Harold

Blog #26 (Banana80311)

Hey guys, welcome back to another. GIRAFFE. BLOG. For today we'll be talking about COFFEE SLEEVES. You may not realize this, but coffee sleeves are actually really fun to play with, because you can put them on your arms and then walk around pretending you wear armor, wear them as hats, use them as binoculars, punch them, and use them as extra cardboard to make something cool. YAY. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOLOOLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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