Blog #46

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today we'll be TELLING, again, about Duck the Goat CHAPTER 3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

CHAPTER #3

I LIKE PINA COLADAS

Doctor U.Suck gave Duck some medication to take everyday to help him remember things

That happened in the past

After a few days, Duck started to realize he was developing super powers everyday

He could shoot clocks from his horns.

He went back to doctor U. Suck to ask about his super powers.

" Let me take an x-ray of your brain" Dr U.Suck said

As he was taking the x-ray, the doctor said," hmmm... It seems your brain was hit so hard that it has awoken one of the body's unknown senses. "

" WHAT" Duck exclaimed.

" yes. "

Duck didn't know what to do anymore, so he started panicking and shooting clocks out of his horns.

Clocks were flying everywhere, and he was so scared.

PING  PONG PING PONG

Many many things were getting hit with clocks, and the clinic was getting destroyed.

Duck dashed out the door, clocks still shooting out of his horns and going out onto the road.

Cars honked, screeched, and crashed as clocks smashed window shields and tires.

Duck was so embarrassed. He ran into an alley and went into a trash can and started crying.

" WHAT DO I DO?! " he cried" WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME"

He cried and cried as the night went on into the darkness.

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Blog #45

Hey guys and welcome back yo another giraffe blog. Today we'll be discussing what to do in the library. The library is pretty boring so these tips should help the library seem like a PARTAY. Also, I've never been to a library.....

Step 1. Talk to the librarian.
The librarian can be cool at times but also strange at some times. Here's some things you can say to him/her. "HI WHERE ARE THE SANDWICHES?" Or even "THESE ARE NIT THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR" or even this! "MEOW" see? Tell me what the reaction was.

Step 2. Look for the good books.
Yes, looking for good books is a step, sigh, who even likes books? YOU KNOW WHAT. SCREW THIS. WHO EVEN READS BOOKS?

Step 3. Eat
Nothing bothers anyone else more than you eating food in the library. Also, some tips in what to eat in the library.
-Sloppy Joes
-Fish
-Durian
-Dog Excriment
In addition, don't bring any napkins, just wipe your hands in those crummy SAT books in the back. Who even reads those?

Step 4. Get kicked out
If you've followed all of these steps, you're most likely to get kicked out of the library. But who
cares! We have the Internet where we can read good stories. I would suggest reading "GiraffeBlogs101"
 *cross promo*

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TOODLES!

Blog #44

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today we'll be TELLING, again.

DUCK THE GOAT CHAPTER #2!!!

CHICKEN WINGS

Chapter #2

"Where am I?" Duck questioned to himself, "Who am I?" He got up very slowly, looking around and being aware that he was surrounded by a playground outside a school. Duck was sort of in a trance because he didn't know anything that was around him. "WAKE UP, DWEEB DUCK! HAHAHAHAHA!" shouted Bear, one of the bullies that bullied Duck.
"YOU SUCK."
"Um, excuse me, but where and who am I?" Duck replied, calmly.
"WHO ARE YOU?! HAHAHAHAHA!! DWEEB DUCK HERE IS ASKING WHO HE IS! YOU SIR, ARE POO FACE NUMBER ONE. HAHAHAHA!!"
"Thank you, but where am I?"
"YOU ARE ON BUTT ISLAND."
"Ok, thank you."

The crowd that was standing around Duck and Bear was laughing. Duck wandered off, leaving behind his school and going in to the city streets. As he was walking, he came across a little clinic with a big sign that said:

"DOCTOR U. SUCK----HERE TO HELP ALL PATIENTS IN NEED----HERE TO GIVE YOU A LOLLIPOP"

Duck stared at the sign and thought for a moment. "Hmmmmm...." he wondered as he held his hoof to his beard, "Maybe Doctor U. Suck can help me, and what is a doctor?" He entered the clinic and sat down in the waiting room. A jolly old seagull came strolling in exclaimed, "Why, hello there young sir! What brings you here today?" Duck replied,"Hi, sorry to take your time, but I seem to not know who I am and what I am."
"Hmmmm, Oh! By the way, I forgot to tell you, my name is Doctor U. Suck. It seems like you may have amnesia. Goats rarely seem to have amnesia these days."
Duck said, "Excuse me, but what is amnesia?"
"Buy, you'ver been eating too much grass." Dr. U. Suck sighed.
Duck questioned once again, "Excuse me, but what is a grass?"

CHAPTER #3 TO BE CONTINUED.....

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Blog #43

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today's topic is how to hide from old people.
Yes, if learnt this from being in the zoo. Old people used to come at me and say, "Look at that youngn!" I used to despise old people but now I love them cause they gave me a turkey sandwich.
HOW TO HIDE FROM OLD PEOPLE
1. Eat a sandwich (can't go hiding without a full stomach)
2. Lie down and take a nap (can't go hiding without rest!)
3. Wake up and eat a sandwich
4. Find an old person
5. Poke them and they should fart
6. Run away

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-Harold