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Hey guys, welcome to GiraffeBlogs101! Read all about weird, wacky, strange, but AWESOME posts written by me, banana80311, and my strange companion, Harold the Derpy Penguin. Random topics are described in every post, from tea to chocolate milk cows. MOO I'M A BIRD. We hope you enjoy our blog! THANKS FOR READING!
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Hi there! Welcome to Giraffe Blogs! We have a total of two talented animals writing this blog. banana80311 the Giraffe and Harold the Derpy Penguin! We write about weird and strange things that you will find entertaining. From telling you our stories to talking about doorknobs, you should find this hilarious. This blog was originally made by banana80311 and later on Harold was added to the gang as our secondary writer. We hope you enjoy these blogs! Don't forget to share on google+ or with a friend!

HAVE FUN READING!
-Harold

Meow.
-Joe the Asian Bunny

Sunday, 1 February 2015

Blog #22 (Harold)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today we'll be talking about vegetarian bacon.
VEGITARTIAN BACON IS LIKE EATING A PIECE OF RUBBER. trust me I would know. I was transported into a zoo once and someone threw bacon at me. I thought it was regular bacon but it was vegetarian bacon. LIKE SERIOUSLY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE BACON, EAT THE REAL DEAL. NOT SOME PROCESSED RUBBER STUFF. anyways, when I ate it I turned rainbow color and exploded. Luckily, my zoo keeper put me back together. YAY BACON! I like purple bacon as well. by the way, if you see a penguin in a zoo, feed it fish bacon a.k.a. fish skin.

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TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #25 (Banana80311)

HEY GUYS, welcome back to another. GIRAFFE. BLOG. For today we'll be talking about glass frogs. Glass frogs are these see through frogs, and sometimes you can see their intestines and heart and stuff, which is really cool. For those of you who like nature and are not grossed out by it, GOOD FOR YOU. YAY. Glass frogs are so cool. I LIKE RAINBOW CHICKENS. Ok so once I found a glass frog on the road and then I said hello to it, and then I started to ride it and it started to fly in the air barfing out jellybeans. POODLES.
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Blog #24 (Harold)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today, we'll be talking about ice cream men. ICE CREAM MEN CAN BE LIFE SAVERS. When I was transported to a zoo, I was usually trapped in there for 5 hours. NOW. When the ice cream man came, he was a life saver. First of all, the kids would stop looking and run to the man. Second of all, he helped me escape.....kinda. So the ice cream man came and was like "ICE CREAM IT TASTES GOOD" then the kids ran towards him. Right at that moment, I took out my file and filed away the bars and broke free! I WAS FREEE. Then my zoo keeper, Talia, saw me near the entrance and was like ."HES OUT HES OUT GET HIM" They eventually got me but I pied 5 other security guards. Anyways I was stuck then it was the next day. The ice cream man was back and he hollered"ICE CREAM IT TASTE GOOD" Talia wasn't there that day so I escaped and went to see my brother Henry in China. THE END



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TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #23 (Banana80311)

Hey guys, welcome back, to another. giraffe. Blog. For today we'll be talking about sea pigs. Have you ever heard of sea pigs before (I know you're probably thinking that I'm crazy. WATERMELON.)?  Sea pigs are the one of the coolest sea creatures on earth. The look like little gelatin piggies in the ocean. Piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy. Sea pigs are called sea pigs because they literally look like "sea" "pigs". Search them up and tell EVERYONE about them because they are SO cool. Yaaaaaaay..................OINK OINK.
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Blog CELEBRATION!

Hey guys welcome back to another giraffe blog. WE ARE CELEBRATING OUR 1000 VIEW! YAYAYY!
I am still new to the giraffe blogs gang, but this is amazing! Banana80311 and I are so excited! Hopefully by April we get 1500 views! This is amazing! THANK YOU GUYS SOOO MUCH!
As a celebration, I will post a blog about things to do when bored: penguin edition. For now, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH! So what did you buy us? You didn't buy me anything? WAAAAAA

Thanks for joining Banana and I's blog! As always, hope you enjoyed this blog and please share in Google+ or with on of your friends. Be nice to one another
TOODLES!
-Banana80311 and Harold