Giraffe Blogs 101: Blog #20 (banana80311)

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Hey guys, welcome to GiraffeBlogs101! Read all about weird, wacky, strange, but AWESOME posts written by me, banana80311, and my strange companion, Harold the Derpy Penguin. Random topics are described in every post, from tea to chocolate milk cows. MOO I'M A BIRD. We hope you enjoy our blog! THANKS FOR READING!

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Hi there! Welcome to Giraffe Blogs! We have a total of two talented animals writing this blog. banana80311 the Giraffe and Harold the Derpy Penguin! We write about weird and strange things that you will find entertaining. From telling you our stories to talking about doorknobs, you should find this hilarious. This blog was originally made by banana80311 and later on Harold was added to the gang as our secondary writer. We hope you enjoy these blogs! Don't forget to share on google+ or with a friend!

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-Harold

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-Joe the Asian Bunny

Friday, 30 January 2015

Blog #20 (banana80311)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog, where today we'll be talking about.....onions. You know, sometimes onions don't taste good, and sometimes they do. There are many different types of onions, green ones, red ones, purple ones, and RAINBOW ONES. No, just kidding. Once, I went walking to the grocery store, and then I didn't have my glasses on, so then when I walked past Western Union, I thought it said Western "Onion". DO YOU GET IT? HAHAHAHAHA. AAAaaahhhh......Ok, so anyways, onions can also be disguised as noodles...well, not literally. Because sometimes when you eat wide noodles with a lot of sauce in it, the onions inside look like noodles, so when you eat it and you don't like onions, you go, PPHHHHHTTTT and spit it out. Those are called, NINJA NOODLES. WATCH OUT. YAY, you've learnt one thing today. yaaaaaaaay.....WATERMELON.