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Hey guys, welcome to GiraffeBlogs101! Read all about weird, wacky, strange, but AWESOME posts written by me, banana80311, and my strange companion, Harold the Derpy Penguin. Random topics are described in every post, from tea to chocolate milk cows. MOO I'M A BIRD. We hope you enjoy our blog! THANKS FOR READING!
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Hi there! Welcome to Giraffe Blogs! We have a total of two talented animals writing this blog. banana80311 the Giraffe and Harold the Derpy Penguin! We write about weird and strange things that you will find entertaining. From telling you our stories to talking about doorknobs, you should find this hilarious. This blog was originally made by banana80311 and later on Harold was added to the gang as our secondary writer. We hope you enjoy these blogs! Don't forget to share on google+ or with a friend!

HAVE FUN READING!
-Harold

Meow.
-Joe the Asian Bunny

Saturday, 31 January 2015

Blog #21 (Harold)

Hey Guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog but it's me HAROLD again! Hope you guys have been liking my post so far. It's been a blast! Anyways, today's topic is bunnies. Not just regular ones though we'll be talking about other types too.
I remember when I went to see my brother Henry in China. When I went there, I noticed a few different bunnies. They were called Asian bunnies. I actually have one as a pet! It's pretty cool. It can speak Chinese, jump off giraffes and be friends with other animals! YAYAYAYY. I ALSO AT CHOW MEIN WITH CHOPSTICKS. IT WAS FANTASMICAL. SO YUMMY, SO CHOPSTICKY, SO MUCH FUN!



Now, just to clarify, I AM NOT TRYING TO BE RACIST AT ALL. I am just friends with an Asian bunny and want to share the amazing personalities of it. Hope you enjoyed this blog. Please share in google+ as well as tell your friends! 
TOODLES!
-Harold

Friday, 30 January 2015

Blog #20 (banana80311)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog, where today we'll be talking about.....onions. You know, sometimes onions don't taste good, and sometimes they do. There are many different types of onions, green ones, red ones, purple ones, and RAINBOW ONES. No, just kidding. Once, I went walking to the grocery store, and then I didn't have my glasses on, so then when I walked past Western Union, I thought it said Western "Onion". DO YOU GET IT? HAHAHAHAHA. AAAaaahhhh......Ok, so anyways, onions can also be disguised as noodles...well, not literally. Because sometimes when you eat wide noodles with a lot of sauce in it, the onions inside look like noodles, so when you eat it and you don't like onions, you go, PPHHHHHTTTT and spit it out. Those are called, NINJA NOODLES. WATCH OUT. YAY, you've learnt one thing today. yaaaaaaaay.....WATERMELON.

okay guys, I hope you liked today's blog, please recommend this on google+, or, share this with someone you know. REMEMBER NINJA NOODLES.

Blog #19 (Harold)

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. As you can see it's me! Harold. Today's topic is CHEESEBALLS. I know, it's random. Anyways CHEESEBALLS are kinda like Cheetos but in ball form.
Some interesting facts about CHEESEBALLS:
-common diet of the "Honey Boo Boo" Family
-kinda like Cheetos
-tastes like cheese
-are in ball form
Now that you know the facts tell your friends! Example: Hey Joe! I found out some new facts about CHEESEBALLS on giraffe blogs. Did you know that they are in ball form?"
CHEESEBALLS kinda taste gross though. I once found radioactive CHEESEBALLS at Camp Green Lake before. They were green..it was strange.


Thanks for reading another giraffe blog. Please share in Google+ and share with your friends.
TOODLES!
-Harold

Blog #18

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. As you can see, I am not a giraffe. I AM A PENGUIN YAYAYAYY. I now am going to introduce myself.

Hi! I'm Harold the derby penguin but people just call me derpy penguim. You're probably asking yourself, "What does this penguin look like?" Well, I look like an ordinary penguin but instead I have strange eyes. This happened because I was in a freak accident. What happened was I got hit by another penguins foot in my eye.

Now that you know who I am, I am looking forward to being writing more blogs on giraffe blogs.
Like any other giraffe blog, hope you enjoyed this blog and please share on Google+ or someone you know. BYEEEE
-Harold the derpy penguin

Blog #17

Hey guys, welcome to another giraffe blog, and today we'll be talking about a special person who is going to join in giraffe blogs and write some blogs too. He is a DERPY PENGUIN. He used to have his own blog, and i don't think he has it anymore though. Derpy Penguin should be joining anytime this month, and he is going to write about weird stuff like me. I LIKE BOXES. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this blog, please repost this on google+, or share this with someone you know. BYEEEEEE