Welcome!

Hey guys, welcome to GiraffeBlogs101! Read all about weird, wacky, strange, but AWESOME posts written by me, banana80311, and my strange companion, Harold the Derpy Penguin. Random topics are described in every post, from tea to chocolate milk cows. MOO I'M A BIRD. We hope you enjoy our blog! THANKS FOR READING!
-banana80311

Hi there! Welcome to Giraffe Blogs! We have a total of two talented animals writing this blog. banana80311 the Giraffe and Harold the Derpy Penguin! We write about weird and strange things that you will find entertaining. From telling you our stories to talking about doorknobs, you should find this hilarious. This blog was originally made by banana80311 and later on Harold was added to the gang as our secondary writer. We hope you enjoy these blogs! Don't forget to share on google+ or with a friend!

HAVE FUN READING!
-Harold

Meow.
-Joe the Asian Bunny

Thursday, 25 September 2014

Blog #14

Hey guys welcome back to another giraffe blog, where today we'll be talking about POLAR BEARS.
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                                 BEARS
POLARBEARSPOLARBEARSPOLARBEARSPOLARBEARs

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Monday, 22 September 2014

Blog #13

Hey guys welcome back to another giraffe blog, where today we'll be talking about BUFFALO. Buffalo are cool, I don't know why, and I don't know what to say about buffalo. You know buffalo sounds like a type of food(well technically it is) like, something sorta like a cookie, I don't know. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY ABOUT BUFFALO. DID YOU KNOW THAT BUFFALO HAVE BIG HORNS? MMMMMHMMMMM. YEEEEEEESS YESYESYESYESYESYESYES. HMMMMMMM? Ok I'm just being really weird now.sorry about that. MEEEEOOOOOOOW. HI. I'M A BUFFALO.


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Thursday, 18 September 2014

Blog #12

Hey guys welcome back to another giraffe blog, where today we'll be celebrating my 200th view!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Ok I know I'm overreacting a little bit, cause I know that 200 views is not that much, but to me, it is.
ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAYS...

                      CEEEEEEEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES C'MON
                             DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN  DUN DUN
                                                                 WOOH
                      CEEEEEEEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES C'MON
                             DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
                                        WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

OK GUYS I HOPE YOU LIKED TODAY'S BLOG , PLEASE RECOMMEND THIS ON GOOGLE+ OR, SHARE THIS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TYPING IN CAPITAL BUT HEY, SEE YAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Blog #11

Hey guys welcome back to another giraffe blog where today we'll be talking about drawing cubes.
ISN'T DRAWING CUBES FUN? If you think this is weird, get used to it. Drawing cubes is one my favourite things to do when I'm bored doing my homework. For some people, drawing cubes is hard, but for me, drawing cubes is easy since I draw them so much. TRY IT.


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Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Blog #10

Hey guys welcome back to another giraffe blog where today we'll be talking about pineapples.
Why do they call them pineapples? I don't know, maybe it's cause it' an apple that grows pine, maybe? Ok here's my question. How did a pineapple go to the bottom of the sea and why did Spongebob decide to live in it? Sorta random but I like it. The only thing that I don't like about pineapples is that when I eat them fresh, my tongue gets itchy. It's not cause I'm allergic to them, It's just some sort of reaction (IT'S NOT THE SAME THING AS AN ALLERGIC REACTION.) I actually have some friends that have to same problem too. PINEAPPLES. HEEHEEHEE


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Monday, 15 September 2014

Blog #9

Hey guys welcome back to another giraffe blog where today we'll be talking about what to do when your bored. Here's a top 6 chart:

6. Try not to swallow.

5. Inspect an interesting mark or a mole.

4. Pick at your scab.

3. Pretend to be a car.

2. Try to collect as much saliva in your mouth then drink it like it's water.

1. think about poo.

BONUS: find an ant then give it an interesting name.

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Blog #9

Hey guys welcome back to another giraffe blog, and today we'll be talking about turtles. I like turtles as much as I like giraffes, except I like giraffes better. I like turtles. You like turtles(I'm assuming). WE ALL LIKE TURTLES. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT TURTLES I JUST LIKE TURTLES WHY AM I WRITING I CAPITAL LETTERS NOW I'M WRITING IN GREEN LETTERS YAY IT'S THE COLOUR OF TURTLES WAIT NOW I'M WRITING IN YELLOW LETTERS YAY IT'S THE COLOUR OF GIRAFFES WAIT NOW I'M WRITING IN THE COLOUR OF BLUE YAY IT'S THE COLOUR OF WHALES WAIT NOW I'M WRITING IN THE COLOUR BROWN YAY IT'S THE COLOUR OF POO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY


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Sunday, 14 September 2014

Blog #8

Hey guys welcome back to another giraffe blog, where today we'll be talking about giraffes.
You know how much I love giraffes (probably not) right? I draw them everyday, say I like giraffes everyday, even look at pictures of flying giraffes. Although I don't know much about giraffes, i still LOVE them. Giraffes are cool. I know it sounds crazy but, I've always wanted a flying giraffe as a pet.











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Friday, 12 September 2014

Blog #7

Hey guys welcome back to another giraffe blog, and today we'll be talking about what reminds me about A&W burgers. HAND SANITIZER. I don't know why but I think it's because every time I eat a A&W burger I have to sanitize my hands. Don't ask me why. MEEEOOOOWW.


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Monday, 8 September 2014

Blog #6

Hey guys welcome back to another giraffe blog, and today we'll be talking about SOCKS.
The worst time to wear socks is when in the snow at school, and you didn't bring your snowboots.
You have to sit the WHOLE day at school with wet socks. At the end of the day your socks STINK, LIKE, SSSTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIINNNNNKKK. THEY SMELL LIKE A PIECE OF POO.

The BEST time to wear your socks is when your walking on a cold marble (or tile) floor, and you want to keep your feet warm. You can also slide on hard floors too so its like you're ice skating.

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Blog #5

Hey guys welcome back to another giraffe blog, and today we will be talking about catchy commercials.
Do you find yourself singing commercial tunes? Indeed yes, I understand, because i find myself doing this too. HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEE. Like, i find myself  singing:

1. Budget Break and Muffler Auto Centres
("BUDGET BUDGET, BUUUUDGET  AUTO CENTRES")

2. Little Caeser's ("HOT AND READY!!!")

3. Save on Foods (DARRYL'S DEALS! "TALK ABOUT SAVINGS!!!")

4. ClassicRock101 ("welcome to hotel california, ")

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Blog #4

Hey guys and welcome back to another giraffe blog, and today we'll be talking about why my blog is called "giraffeblogs101". The reason why my blog is called giraffeblogs101, is because:

1. Giraffes are AWESOME.

2. I draw giraffes EVERYDAY.

3. I wanted it to be "giraffeblogs", but it was already taken, so i made it "giraffeblogs101".

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Saturday, 6 September 2014

Extra

Hey guys, if you're a fan of the Seattle Mariners, then you should check out this blog.

Go to marinersrundown.blogspot.com Check it out!

Blog #3

Hey  guys, and welcome back to another giraffe blog, and today we'll be talking about seedless grapes. Have you ever been to the store looking for grapes, then you see a package of seedless grapes, then your like, "OOoooohhh, seedless grapes, i think i'll buy that.". then you go home and eat a grape, but there's a seed in it. You think it's just that grape that has a seed in it. Then you eat another, and another, AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaannddddddd another, but ALL have seeds in it, and you're like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!"

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Blog #2

Hey guys, and welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and I'm gonna talk about what most people do when lining up in Nike sports stores.
here is some of the things that they do while waiting in the lineup:

1. Play with mini basketballs

2. Go on their phones

3. look at gift cards

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Friday, 5 September 2014

Blog #1

Hey guys, my name is banana80311, and I'm gonna start my own blog. You may not understand my blogs cause' I'm going to be blogging about random stuff, like seedless grapes, giraffes, and whatever.
It's not %100 guarantee that I'm gonna keep up with my blog, so it's more like a %40  chance.
HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEE
anyways, thanks if your interested in reading my blogs.
So guess that's the end of blogging today.