Blog #50

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today. Today we'll be TELLING, not TALKING. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? HAHA? you people are so lame. bah. ANYWAYERS, we'll be TELLING about Duck the Goat CHAPTER 5!!! WOOOOOOOO IMA FISH.

DUCK THE GOAT CHAPTER 5

MEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP

Goat the Duck then climbed the Empire State Building then jumped onto a passing plane, then jumped off the plane then floated into space and lived on the planet Dagobah and took Yoda's house as his habitat.

Duck the Goat woke up and said, "My, what a strange dream."

He then got up then ate cereal, and lived a normal life.

OR DID HE.....

DUCK THE GOAT WILL RETURN

*instrumental music*

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Blog #49

Hey Guys, welcome back to another Giraffe Blog! I know, banana80311 and myself have been inactive for the past bit due to fighting off zoo keepers.

Since you guys have been waiting, here's our topic for today! USB's! I used to have a friend USB. His name was BCU. He was a nice guy, always saving me from Word documents, putting music in his body and so on and so forth. One day, his 8GB of memory filled up! He suddenly exploded and went boom boom. Then, I deleted all of his memory in his body and he was back to normal! WOOOOOO! DING DONG DING. TEH END.


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Blog #48

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today we'll be TELLING again about Duck the Goat chapter 4....DUN DUN DUN......

DUCK THE GOAT CHAPTER 4

COWS GO MOO

Duck had been living by the dumpster in the alley way near the dairy store for about 2 days, scavenging for unfinished bags of chips, or any food that was edible. He had gotten sick a few times, but was usually able to fight it off. Duck found an old couch cushion to use as pillow when he slept, and used a giant cardboard box for a TV as a shelter, protecting him from the weather and stray dogs.

One day, as Duck was dozing off in his hideout, a deep, scratchy voice boomed and made him flinch. "FINALLY I HAVE FOUND YOUUUUUUU........." the voice said, "ALL THESE YEARS I HAVE FOUND YOU, MY LONG LOST BROTHER, THAT WILL SOON BE USED BY ME TO EXTRACT HIS EXTRAORDINARY SUPERNATURAL POWERS TO RULE ALL OF CHEESE BALL COMPANIES!!!!! BECAUSE I LOVE CHEESEBALLS!!!!!" Duck quivered in fright as the deafening voice shattered his ears. Was he talking to me? he thought, Am I his "brother"? I never recall having a brother before... All of a sudden, Duck's Box shelter was thrown off him, exposing him to the cold, and bitter feeling of winter (Duck always hated winter). "YOU.....I HAVE USED MY "SUPER INTELLIGENT MIND-READING SANDWICH-MAKING BUTTON PUSHING SHOELACE TYING ELECTRIC TELEPORTING TRACKER DEVICE" also known as the S.I.M.R.S.M.B.P.S.T.E.T.T.D, TO TRACK YOU DOWN BRO." the booming voice that had been making Duck's ears ring, surprisingly belonged to a little, fat duck (a mallard duck more specifically), that was looking up at Duck the Goat with a crossed unibrow that was as big as a subway sandwhich.
"FINALLY!" the mallard duck said. Duck replied, "Um, but who exactly are you?"
The duck then responded with a sneer, "WHO AM I? I, AM THE ONE AND ONLY GOAT THE DUCK!!!"

TO BE CONTINUED.....

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Blog #47

hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today we will be talking about Professor Nausbaum. Prof. Nausbaum is a human. He likes to make potions as well as likes to pet his cat. I actually have a really weird story about him. It kinda goes like this.
Long ago, there was this grizzly bear. It ate fish and took a....WAIT. THIS IS THE WRONG STORY. LET ME TRY AGAIN.
Once upon a time there was a duck named Jeff. Jeff was a yellow duck. More specifically, a "jaune" duck. Jeff was walking in the forest and he saw a cat. The cat looked interesting but more specifically, it had this weird face. A face of an evil cat. Jeff got suspicious and followed the cat. TEH cat slowly went down these stairs that lead into a dungeon. He looked and saw a man with the name tag of "Professor Nausbaum: PhD." Jeff then thought, I like sandwiches. Jeff looked around and saw a potion bottle labeled "MOO." Jeff finally figured it out! He was trying to make his cat a cow. TEH end.

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Blog #46

Hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog for today, and today we'll be TELLING, again, about Duck the Goat CHAPTER 3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

CHAPTER #3

I LIKE PINA COLADAS

Doctor U.Suck gave Duck some medication to take everyday to help him remember things

That happened in the past

After a few days, Duck started to realize he was developing super powers everyday

He could shoot clocks from his horns.

He went back to doctor U. Suck to ask about his super powers.

" Let me take an x-ray of your brain" Dr U.Suck said

As he was taking the x-ray, the doctor said," hmmm... It seems your brain was hit so hard that it has awoken one of the body's unknown senses. "

" WHAT" Duck exclaimed.

" yes. "

Duck didn't know what to do anymore, so he started panicking and shooting clocks out of his horns.

Clocks were flying everywhere, and he was so scared.

PING  PONG PING PONG

Many many things were getting hit with clocks, and the clinic was getting destroyed.

Duck dashed out the door, clocks still shooting out of his horns and going out onto the road.

Cars honked, screeched, and crashed as clocks smashed window shields and tires.

Duck was so embarrassed. He ran into an alley and went into a trash can and started crying.

" WHAT DO I DO?! " he cried" WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME"

He cried and cried as the night went on into the darkness.

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