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Hi there! Welcome to Giraffe Blogs! We have a total of two talented animals writing this blog. banana80311 the Giraffe and Harold the Derpy Penguin! We write about weird and strange things that you will find entertaining. From telling you our stories to talking about doorknobs, you should find this hilarious. This blog was originally made by banana80311 and later on Harold was added to the gang as our secondary writer. We hope you enjoy these blogs! Don't forget to share on google+ or with a friend!

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Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Blog #47

hey guys, welcome back to another giraffe blog. Today we will be talking about Professor Nausbaum. Prof. Nausbaum is a human. He likes to make potions as well as likes to pet his cat. I actually have a really weird story about him. It kinda goes like this.
Long ago, there was this grizzly bear. It ate fish and took a....WAIT. THIS IS THE WRONG STORY. LET ME TRY AGAIN.
Once upon a time there was a duck named Jeff. Jeff was a yellow duck. More specifically, a "jaune" duck. Jeff was walking in the forest and he saw a cat. The cat looked interesting but more specifically, it had this weird face. A face of an evil cat. Jeff got suspicious and followed the cat. TEH cat slowly went down these stairs that lead into a dungeon. He looked and saw a man with the name tag of "Professor Nausbaum: PhD." Jeff then thought, I like sandwiches. Jeff looked around and saw a potion bottle labeled "MOO." Jeff finally figured it out! He was trying to make his cat a cow. TEH end.

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